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friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
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basvaraad:

basvaraad:

gUys i think i just

ate a dog treAT

image

i thought it was a VANILLA OREO I’M 100% DONE WIHT MYSELF

(Source: eyeb0t)

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flamebroiler:

why are there 5th graders saying “haters are my motivators” like what can you possibly be hated on???? your lunchbox???????

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every draw my life ever
youtuber: i was born
youtuber: i went through troubles
youtuber: then i was like youtube
youtuber: an i wouldnt be here 2day without u guys
youtuber: xoxo subscribe
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Anonymous sent: Just discovered that you're black. Gross. Unfollowed.

yung-medusa:

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milwaukeemorgan:

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean
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nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent
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steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing
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mariovevo:

be the person your dog thinks you are

(Source: freewlfi)